Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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