well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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