all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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