Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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