where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
me + whiskey = a bad person
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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