just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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