i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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