Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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