Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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