Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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