I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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