If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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