If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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