Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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