I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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