I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
That's when you crack a 10am beer
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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