CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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