that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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