Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Randomize
