Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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