Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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