Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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