she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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