Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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