You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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