Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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