i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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