hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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