the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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