Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You left your phone here
Wait...
Randomize
