HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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