trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Who did Billy Mays play for?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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