We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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