And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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