We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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