Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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