So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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