Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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