no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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