try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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