I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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