I think my fart just growled at me.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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