Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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