can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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