It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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