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After last night, I could never be a politician.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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