I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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