Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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