Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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