I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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