I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Are we still banned from the library?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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