So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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