I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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