My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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